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Actually 12 not 10 but who cares... 


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer 

2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 

4. Hey, you must have been going at least 125 mph to catch me. 

5. Are you Andy or Barney? 

6. I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer. 

7. You're not going to check the trunk are you? 

8. I pay your salary! 

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us do. 

10. Gee officer! That's great. The last officer gave me a warning too. 

11. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 

12. When the officer says "Gee son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, " Gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?"