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10. "Who is this next to me?"
9. "And why is she naked?"
8. "I wonder how many sick days I have left that I can use?"
7. "How did I end up in jail?"
6. "You know, Oprah was right about men not being sensative enough."
5. "If she doesn't quit snoring, I will strangle her."
4. "You know..a threesome with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera could happen to me someday."
3. "What am I doing in a bathtub in a hotel room with a Miss Hermaphrodite 2000 sash around me?"
2. "Good Lord, what did I eat last night that could cause a smell that bad?"
1. "How the heck am I gonna be able to pee with it like this?"
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